I regularly read the police reports from central Maine, though. Things were a bit wacky the other day in Waterville:
9:10 a.m., two 9-year-old girls were reportedly racing baby carriages with children in them on Gold Street.
2:52 p.m., a big fight with people using kitchen utensils was reported on Carey Lane.
3:15 p.m., a caller from College Avenue reported a neighbor had covered her pets with cooking oil.