Saturday, August 28, 2004

 

Insults

Assault your foes with these choice insults from Gilbert and Sullivan. The first is from Ruddigore, Act II:
Coward, poltroon, shaker, squeamer,
Blockhead, sluggard, dullard, dreamer,
Shirker, shuffler, crawler, creeper,
Sniffler, snuffler, wailer, weeper,
Earthworm, maggot, tadpole, weevil!
The second is from The Grand Duke, Act I:
You booby dense --
You oaf immense,
With no pretence
To common sense!
A stupid muff
Who's made of stuff
Not worth a puff
Of candle-snuff!

# posted by Michael Gilleland @ 5:04 AM


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