Wednesday, August 30, 2006


Current Events

I'm sick of hearing about George "Macaca" Allen, Mahmoud "Da Bomb" Ahmadinejad, Kofi "Abettor" Annan, Tom "Mouth" Cruise, hoc genus omne.

I regularly read the police reports from central Maine, though. Things were a bit wacky the other day in Waterville:
9:10 a.m., two 9-year-old girls were reportedly racing baby carriages with children in them on Gold Street.

2:52 p.m., a big fight with people using kitchen utensils was reported on Carey Lane.

3:15 p.m., a caller from College Avenue reported a neighbor had covered her pets with cooking oil.

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