Sunday, May 11, 2014
Theodore Dalrymple, "From Sir, With Love
," Taki Magazine
(May 4, 2014):
"Are you a tyrant yourself, sir?" asked another customer.
"No, sir," I replied, "I am not."
"An aspiring tyrant, perhaps?"
I think I can put my hand on my heart and say that I have no tyrannical leanings, though no doubt like everyone else there are a few things that I should like to see prohibited, such as (in my case) chewing gum, drinks sold in cans, baseball caps, rock and other forms of pop music in public places, and preferably in private as well, fast food, men wearing suits without ties, television, mobile telephones in trains and restaurants, burqas (except for drunken British girls on Friday and Saturday nights, for whom they should be compulsory), tattoos, piercings, celebrity magazines, pasteurised cheese, the use of the word chair for chairman, conversations in public about football, the Olympic Games, jeans, skateboards, eating in the streets, coffee served in
plastic containers, basketball, etc.