Monday, February 28, 2022
Perfection
Bob Townsend, "On Georgia cattle farm, raising grass-finished beef begins with the soil," Atlanta Journal Constitution (February 22, 2022):
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"The best cow pies look like pancake batter, are almost symmetrical and even have a divot in the middle," [Dan] Glenn instructed. "That's the perfect patty. What you don't want is a tall pie that looks like horse manure. It has too much fiber in it."From my brother:
Years ago my cows produced perfect patties. I guess I fed them right.Cf. Anthony Burgess, Little Wilson and Big God (London: Heinemann, 1987), p. 21:
A healthy human bowel movement, so I was later to be told in the Royal Army Medical Corps, went 'twice round the pan and was curly at both ends'.
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